Apparently Michael J. Fox is faking - or at least exaggerating - his illness. Apparently, when Kerry referred to young people educating themselves he meants as a means of avoiding service to our country - not of voting in foolish politicians who would make foolish decisions a la Bush. Apparently, when we found weapons of mass destruction, there was indeed evidence of weapons and not just a pile of old periodicals referencing the fundamentals of Islam.
Apparently, there are a bunch of apparentlies. And apparently, I am just one of them.
Because, apparently, I've caved into the illusion that exhibiting 'apparents' means telling the truth.