plus 
plus 
equals sexual molestation
It seems impossible these days (at least in my blogs) to avoid alcoholism with these strange but true stories. Today, actress Natasha Lyonne ("American Pie," "Scary Movie 2") turned herself in to a New York court on - get this - charges of threatening to sexually molest her neighbor's dog. And I thought getting it on with an apple pie was weird enough. Apparently, Ms. Lyonne has a wee bit of an alcohol problem. She went over to her neighbor's house, trashed it and threatened "I'm going to sexually molest your dog!"
Well, whatever gets your goat - or your dog:
Natasha Lyonne Loves Dogs - TOO Much
